Those recent Toyota commercials.

They make me want to blow up that brand of auto using my brain only. (I can SO do it!) You know the ones: where that self-satisfied-edly (I made a word!) annoying guy rags on people because of the kinds of cars they drive.

You’re a school of clowns? Well, dang, you need yourself a minivan.

Can’t fit your TV set that you replace every seven years into your car? You need an SUV.

Hey, attractive lady who would never talk to me in a bar, it’s taking a long time to fill up your tank in that SUV. You should get something smaller and not wear so much denim. I prescribe for…A PRIUS!

I just want to kick him in the throat. That’s violent! I know, I should be grateful that Toyota has us all covered like that. Thanks, T!