Hillary Clinton is a crone?

Is Hillary Clinton a crone? Beats me, but I don’t think I could do the “party-line” thing and vote for her. I don’t. I think she would be a terrible President. Yes, I said it. She seems like a pretty mean person to me. Unless, of course, she has always hidden her identity and is, in fact, a cuddly sensation. Now she goes so far in trying to smear the image of the man who’s beating her pant-suited butt that she actually makes fun of him for being a better speaker than she is. This is freshman locker room crap, and I imagine she would do worse to John McCain and prove very bad things about the Democratic party.

And let’s not forget that she was only a Senator for a few years longer than Obama, and the whole Whitehouse experience? Yeah, she didn’t do that, Remember? That was the other Clinton. My wife thinks that claiming credit for something your husband did is very “un-feminist.” I don’t know. I think it’s just lying.

There are some ridiculous things being said about a lot of issues and events this time around, like always. Someone very close to me said he would never vote for Obama because “he says the war was a bad idea, and that dishonors the troops.” I mean no offense, and as I love the guy that said this, but what? Is denying the truth a good way to honor brave people who died? Or making things up after the fact to make the war seem like a good idea to save some people’s careers and the Republican party? I said of someone else we know that she only voted for Hillary because she is a woman (behind her back, of course, because I can be as mean of someone losing a primary — no he di-int). My wife said, “At least she’s voting Democrat.” I don’t care if she’s a Democrat. Voting for your party is something illiterate hicks can do. If she is the best we can do as a party, then, hell, I think I’ll find another party.

Please no hatemail if you are a supporter. I mean, don’t go all Hillary on me.