Damn, I hate when toasters boast that they will fit any bread.
Any width. Even “homemade” bread. An English muffin. Sometimes a bagel.
Even with those weird little S&M cages that grip bread like a lover, they are still actually designed for that boring, regular, white bread. My French bread gets stuck and burns and makes a mess. Real bagels turn to bricks. The darkness selector is meaningless.
(I hope I’m still talking about toasters.)