September 2008

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Your mileage may vary.

Why, in car commercials, are we still supposed to believe that 30 mpg is good mileage?  I remember when I was still a car owner (ahem!) and bought a car that was rated at 30 mpg on the highway — a very small car at that.  I was disappointed.  “What?  That’s all?  All that technology, and that’s the best they can do?”  Of course, gas was like $1.20 then, and eco-consciousness was not as widespread.  At least, I was clueless.  I thought recycling was enough.

Now, the same auto company still does not have their own hybrid technology, even though I met a guy recently who mistakenly said they did it first.  This same car company has a new SUV out this year.

Gee.  The auto-industry really seems to have their own self-preservation in mind.

What?

In the morning, I get four miles per bagel and then some on my hybrid [bike].  In the afternoon, not so much, going all up hill.  Maybe like four miles on a whole croissant.  That’s a steep hill, and I’m my own heavy cargo.

Complacent much?

Forget, for one second and only for one second, the dollar amount. Consider what our fear is about to give to the Leviathan:

“Decisions by the Secretary pursuant to the authority of this Act are non-reviewable and committed to agency discretion, and may not be reviewed by any court of law or any administrative agency.”

Are we really too afraid to do anything?  I know, I know.  What have I done?  I know.  In a place where money is, literally, everything, we’re all too terrified to stop it.  Like we all want to get taken care of.

Crate and deck treats.


A few weeks ago, my friend and I embarked on a milkcrate installation and tire/tube replacement on a quiet Saturday afternoon. It was very spur-of-the-moment and got more so with the addition of snacks and beer. I got some photos of Mr. D doing funny things with his knee brace, but I’ll keep those to myself.

This probably makes it look like we’re whinos. But this was definitely a treat for both of us.

Photo Friday: Spontaneous.

Tiny bottle of Tabasco.

I am devoted enough to spicy food to carry this in my bike toolbox.  It’s not big enough to take camping, which is what it’s meant for.  Despite what “manliness” this might propound, I don’t eat meat.  Maybe my…courage in the spice realm makes up for whatever perceived weakness comes from not eating meat or whatever perceived weakness leads to it.  Whichever.  Whatever.  I want to kick people who call vegetarians sissies.  I can cook spicier food than most people I know will eat.  What bearing does any of this really have on bravery?  I mean, eating what everyone else eats.  Now that’s brave.  {?}

Sixth floor coffee nut.


Either my caffeine addiction is more alarming than I thought, or a lot of the people who I work with have a different definition of “too much coffee” than I do — and I like the people I work with a great deal. “I heard you guys on the sixth floor are coffee nuts?” “He wants to meet the people who drink coffee in the afternoon.”

In the afternoon? All day! LOL

Oh, well. If you’re going to have a reputation for something, it could be worse. Much worse.

I blame the tons of good coffee places within a five minute walk of my office, even more within ten minutes. But on the same note: Baltimore has a lot of good coffee shops around mid-town/Central Baltimore. Oh, dang. Poor me.

No ordinary hubby.


[Larger.]

I finished a big project at work yesterday with a remarkable amount of sanity left.  So I am feeling very boastful this morning.  This is my “title” instead of “hubby.”  It’s more bubbly.

Photo Friday: The Extraordinary.


(I know; we have a bike blog. But I’ve been dominating the posting lately and have been neglecting this blog, so here you go.)

It’s a bee-otch. I have been having a lot of tire trouble lately. Or, maybe, I’m just riding more and getting more flats. I officially blame the Jones Falls Trail, particularly the part under the Howard Street bridge. Of my recent flats, three were caused by glass from right there. And after my recent adventures, I’m rocking Kevlar-belted tires. That didn’t help yesterday when three huge slivers of glass that looked like quartz stems stabbed my tire. I came out from work and suspected someone was messing with my lock and noticed my rear flat. I didn’t feel like patching, so I put my spare tube on. Those tires are pain to get back on, so it took a bit for me to figure out the trick. I was running low on air, so I stopped to put some air in when I got to the trail and realized why: busted valve stem. While I was examining this, some dickhead wizzed by me on his bike without a word, bell, etc. (I hope your trunk bag fell in some mud, wanker.)

What’s up with the rude cyclists lately? Are they pissed that they have to ride because of gas prices or something? I mean, I love the greater number of cyclists. But there was a time when most of the people I passed greeted me back or even first. You know: last year!

Anyway, I went to some shade to patch my tube after taking off this new and busted tube. Some old guy came over and silently watched my work. Told me I have a nice bike. That I should get some tire strips and that I would have payed less for my bike at the bike shop he likes. I didn’t feel like getting into how tire strips rub and then cause flats, how the price of my bike did not differ (in fact) from the different Giant dealers in the Baltimore area in October 2006. I just finished, thanked him for his company with a handshake and went on my way.

I was stupid enough to try to plug the hole in my tire tread with rubber cement. Did a number on the rest of the rubber. I think it’s Okay for a while. But I patched the inside of the tire, ordered two spare tires and some more spare tubes — just in case. Overhauled my brakes last night, too. Replaced my front pads, which were doing a number to my rims. Poor things.

I rode a different way to work this morning, avoiding my usually sylvan ride in favor of riding through traffic the whole way. In some respects, I like it better. Though I’m probably upping my chances of getting hit. When I was on the Maryland Avenue bride this morning, I turned around and saw four other cyclists riding to work and school. Five bikes on that little bridge at once!

Biking in Baltimore is coming around.

I’ll bet he smells good.

Four feet in Walden Pond.


Mrs. P. and I in Walden Pond last month.

Photo Friday: Relationship.

It’s nine eleven again.

And I feel like I should have something insightful to say.  But I don’t like to think about it too much.  I don’t offer any insights.  Just to make myself think about it.

I remember thinking, when my boss at the time told me about the first plane, “That sucks.  What a weird accident.”  Then, at the other plane, “Oh, shit.”  Then an alarmist person I worked with ran out of her office saying that there was smoke coming out of the Whitehouse and that the Pentagon was destroyed.  I knew that my dad went there for meetings sometimes, so that scared me.

It all happened so fast that I can’t remember some parts of it.

I do remember what I wore that day.  I still have that shirt and that tie.

I remember how hard it was to get a hold of my then-girlfriend  on a cell phone and how that scared me.  Because I had a two-hour train ride home or at least an hour and fifteen minutes to an hour and a half to her in Cambridge.  I was afraid something would happen on the subway.  In a tunnel.  On the bridge she had to take or on the bridge we both had to take.  I had my pocketknife ready the entire way home, as if a Leatherman would help anything.

I sat outside on the steps of Thomas Moore Hall at Boston College, smoking in disbelief, with my Nokia phone on the stone step beside me — a completely useless hunk of plastic that day.  A couple of F-15s passed overhead, toward downtown Boston.  And I realized that something was going to change.

I remember how my bosses acted around two in the afternoon when I finally got a hold of my then-girlfriend and asked them if it would be Okay if I left to go find her.  They acted like I was crazy and paranoid.  I knew then that my suspicions that they were tools was correct, proven when they outright fired me two months later for not being “corporate enough.”

I remember being scared, yes.  But what I remember most was being sad.  We watched the concert that aired that Friday night.  When U2 came on, they started playing “Peace on Earth,” and I wanted them to stop because I knew I would cry.  But they went into “Walk On” right away, which was both beautiful and brave.  I still love that song.

A few weeks later, my parents and one of my brothers were up for a visit in Quincy.  We were eating breakfast out one morning, and my dad got a phone call. We were at war.  I had a sick feeling that this was  only the start of something, like I bet a lot of us did.

Seven years later, I still don’t like to think about what happened, which I suppose makes me a coward.  Whenever I am in a situation where I need to force myself to not laugh or to stop laughing, I think of people jumping and falling from the World Trade Center.  That’s probably very sick.  But it’s true.  It makes me so sad that I can’t even smile for a while after thinking of that.  Or maybe it’s a reminder that there are a lot of things we have no business ever smiling about.  I don’t know.  Maybe it’s when I feel guilty over situations where I shouldn’t be laughing, so I make myself picture things I can hardly bear.

Having family in the military, I get afraid when I think of what’s next — where else we might go to make people of a similar religion or skin color pay for what some crazy people did to us.  We have our moral scruples in the methods we will choose to use in the mountains where the bad man probably is (war conventions/UN prohibitions) but then not when it comes to other nations, not even the same scruples with the United Nations.

It makes no sense.  What we are doing, we are doing out of fear and hate. It’s not even all about oil or simple revenge.  No matter who we elect in November.

Took out my ACs.


And I was just in time.  I am looking forward to my commute Wednesday and beyond, with this nice weather coming.  I’ve been feeling like a sucker (but not a “light weight“) for having the ACs in lately, but it’s not like you just put them in a box and are done with it.

A reading-kind-of-day.


I wish I could sit home with a good book on a day like today. I like my job. Here I am, hyped up on coffee and with a few minutes to spare. And I’m blogging on company time, on a computer that is supposed to be “monitored.” But, like I said, I like my job. A lot. Being a VISTA is great, and I have a nice little office with nice people in nice little offices up here on the top floor.  I have a lot of lunch meetings, but not today.  Today, I get to do my favorite thing aside from biking up to Charles Village to meet Mrs. P.: get a coffee/snack and hole up in my office for an hour reading a good book.  It’s a good way to spend lunchtime.

I wussed out and took the bus to work today. I rode the bus three days last week, but that’s because The Duke was tire-less. I’ll ride my bike in the rain, and I have. But “severe storms” — no. Not if I don’t have to. Not today. The bus picks me up outside my apartment building and drops me at Penn Station, across Charles Street from my office. It’s a good deal. I am soaked now from a coffee run with a co-worker. My sandals are on the AC vent drying. My bike is at home with new rim tape, new tubes and new tires with frikkin Kevlar in them. I feel like I’m cheating or being disloyal.

I am tired. I went to see Candlebox with my brother Sunday night, tickets to which show (along with a Tshirt) were my birthday gift. It was a hell of a lot of fun, but I was beat yesterday. Yesterday, I worked from 9am - 8pm and ate pasta and green beans when I got home and watched TV and went to bed. I’m still tired, but that could be the weather now that I think of it.

This blog got all “this happened, and I did this, etc.” all the sudden.

Ordinary milk.


Skim milk in Boston’s Beacon Hill, August 2008. Photo Friday: The Ordinary.

It confuses me.  Are people really fooled by this stuff? Sarah Palin is not a good speaker.  I’m sorry.  I know; not everyone can be Obama.  But she sounds like Louise on that “Family Guy” episode where she got elected by saying, “Nine eleven,” a lot.  I found myself thankful last week, when McCain announced his choice.  But people in the crowd seemed to be eating that shit up. Ah, ahem, all those ugly white people. Giuliani, your glasses don’t fit, sir.  And that you would call out Obama for “changing his mind” when he’s running against frikkin McCain is laughable, and it only makes you look funny.  But people still ate that shit up.  What is wrong with people? Cindy McCain, lime frikkin green is out this year, hon.  And every year.  You’re not a synchronized swimmer, hon.  Geez.

Everything is so close in the poles but so different in standing that it seems like, no matter what side you’re on and who you think is right, about half of our country is either crazy or stupid.  (I can’t help but think that way when I see people cheer for some of the drivel that they cheer for.)

Or, if you’re watching from the middle or the outside, everyone is crazy or stupid.  Which I somehow find a much more attractive and comforting alternative.

Fall, where are you?


I’m ready.  You can come out now.

I should be thankful. We had a relatively mild summer, especially at the end. And, really, as far as a hot week in early September goes, this isn’t so bad. But it felt like it yesterday afternoon, as I patched my second tube in three days in the afternoon sun, on the side of the road, after a crappy day.

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