
But I don’t have a photo yet. This photo is of a pipe-cleaner bike I made at my VISTA training in August. It stands on the jacket dealy from a cup of coffee I was drinking at the time. It resides in my office.
I picked the Novara Buzz V for a number of reasons. It’s simple and practical. I like the low-fi looks and anti-theft aspects like locking skewers and no quick-release anything. It has custom fenders. It’s STEEL. It was in the price range of the insurance money I got for the wrecked bike. I really, therefore, paid for it in September 2005 when I bought my first bike, which was replaced with insurance money when it got stolen in fall 2006. The insurance folks paid for the lights, fenders, rack, computer, etc. Everything that got destroyed but my helmet. I was buying a new helmet anyway, so I didn’t want to go after them for that.
The biggest “fault” I’ve noticed so far is that the paint is junk. It’s matte and flakes off. Mine has several chips already from the trip from the factory to REI, and the one locked near the train station looks like it’s been through a wood chipper. I suppose this is to make it less steal-able? Or just a consequence of the matte finish? I feel like I should be annoyed that my shiny new bike is not perfect (or shiny). But you can’t get a perfect bike. I know that for sure now. And bikes get scratched up when you ride them. Even if you got a perfect bike, it would eventually get dinged up if you rode it. I was being stupid, yes. Thing is, you don’t care when you’re riding regularly. I’m not.
But screw it. I refuse to be a prisoner of my own neurotic and compulsive tendencies. I always need all my shit to be perfect. Forever. Like you can buy perfectly-crafted goods. And like you can use them without wear and tear. Nah, if I resist the urge to be a stupid jackass, I feel particularly…invited to put some stickers on now. I still have some that my cycling pal sent me in 2005 when I first got into cycling. It’s all good. In a few weeks, I’ll be riding my bike and laughing at the witty stickers on it.
We did have a bit of an adventure to get it, though.
Tuesday, I had an early appointment with my hand doctor and a big meeting all afternoon. It was already a weird day. I wanted REI to leave my bike in the box so that I would not be tempted to ride before I’m physically ready and get hurt again. But they couldn’t, and it came in Tuesday, rather than Friday. Our glasses were also ready early. So I walked from near Penn Station to Charles Village after work, met the Mrs., walked to the Rotunda, got our glasses and walked to the light rail. Took it out to Timonium, walked to Baja Fresh and ate amidst sad yuppies. Walked to REI. Picked up my bike, some spare inner tubes and an under-the-seat bag. Walked to the light rail and took my bike on it. Walked about a mile home. So my bike’s first trip was on a train and being walked. Not as cool as being ridden, but much cooler than coming home in a car or truck.
Memorable night, though. And I would be a douchebag to let such a fun-ly-gotten bike be less awesome because it wasn’t perfect when perfection wasn’t even possible.
Perhaps by airing these stupid mind-fucks I play on myself, I can kick them?
In other news, after we got home, we went shopping for prenatal vitamins for Mrs. P. (More on that later, of course).
Tags: bicycling, bicyclist, bike, biking, buzz, buzz v, Cycling, novara, novara buzz, rei
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I’m glad you got your new bike. I swear, until I get my leg sorted out, I ride vicariously through you. And that last bit? Nice cliff-hanger!
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Pre-natal vitamins, eh? so when are you gonna make the big announcement?:):)
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Congrats! Talk about cruel!! How can you leave us hanging like that? :(
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What the? Don’t make us wait!! ;)
Anyhoo, glad to hear about your new ride. Can’t wait to see pics.
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Wait a sec… are these pre-prenatal vitamins, or prenatal? Is there something I missed while I haven’t been in the office??? Did you tell me something that I might have ignored due to caffeine-withdrawal or because I was distracted???
Or is this just Frankie trying to counteract your daily caffeine intake? ;)
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eek. just read all your crash posts.
as someone who used to do a LOT of high-impact sports, here’s tips you might not have heard yet. if you have, please just discard them as well-intentioned offerings rather than preachings.scars/bruises/joint-damage: Hirudoid. dirtcheap from any chemist. startlingly speeds healing. will tend to eliminate even long-term scars (foolishly i applied it vigorously when i was stabbed in the chest, and now have no cool scar). works even on “deep” joints like knees.
general healing: comfrey. old name: “knit bone”. speeds healing rather startlingly. best as ointment — long term use as tea strains and will eventually damage your liver.
light: seriously. specifically, 670nm frequency. for some reason, the body goes nuts under it and heals at insane speed. i first came across it via the motorbike version of formula 1: motogp. guys with completely snapped forearms and collarbones (and motogp puts INSANE g-forces on the arms/shoulders during braking) were safely, pain-free-ly, racing in 2-3 weeks. seriously. 2-3 weeks.
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>hirudoid
not sure if it’s as silly in the US, but you should be aware that the package-included “pamphlett” & official advice re hirudoid in the UK is actually referring to its (rather feeble) predecessor. the advice is accurate for the predecessor. it’s not accurate for hirudoid.
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^ said advice being basically: that all it can do is help speed healing of bruises.

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