I was making breakfast this morning in my underwear (the windows were fogged up from the cold outside). Making the second egg for egg/bagel/cheese breakfast sandwiches, I overdid the cooking spray. When I plopped the egg down, the butter spray splashed. Onto my belly. And now it’s not only extremely hairy, it’s got dozens of red bumps from tiny burns.
No, no pictures.
That follows one of my many life-mottos: Don’t cook bacon naked.
I’m not sure whether to comment on your burned belly or not. But I will say to be careful about cooking in your underwear. Did you hear about the guy down in Va who was recently charged with indecent exposure when he was naked in his kitchen at something like 4:00am and was seen by a mother and daughter who were cutting through his yard?
Seriously, though, get some aloe on those burns.
I put some Burt’s Bees Rescue Ointment on and smelled good this morning. I can’t for the life of me remember why I was cooking in my skivvies. I didn’t drink last night or anything. :)
No no no, the rule is that you DO cook bacon naked, or at least topless. This way, if you get spattered then you know the heat’s up too high.
No pictures?
You’re missing an opportunity here…