Walked into one of the two one-holer bathrooms in the “suite” in which I work this morning, to a huge puddle. The sink wasn’t full. The toilet wasn’t full. The designers put the drain hole in the middle of the floor, despite the floor’s constant slant to the door. There was a room-wide puddle, not deep enough to float the trashcan. Ick. At least the water looked clean. I thought I’d do someone a solid and try to clean it up. But, for one, there weren’t enough paper towels (I tried). For another thing, well, something made it wet, and someone who knew what they were doing had to look at it.
Probably the ogre of a security guard who spends a half-hour in there sometimes and comes out in different cloths and with a shameful look on his face. He’s creepy. He’ll ride the elevator with you (and only you) up six floors and not say a word, even when you talk to him. I’ve taken to not speaking to him, either, only nodding in his direction. The other guards (save another creepy bathroom stalker) are nice, gregarious and, again, nice. I still nod at this big bugger, though.
Because, damn, my parents raised me better than to ignore people.