mena

Mensa listed the ten smartest shows in television history. Complete bull hockey. Any list of the smartest shows on television that does not include “The Simpsons” must be compiled by a Neanderthal. I’m serious. Hell, any list that has anything other than

1) “The Simpsons”
2) “The Simpsons”
3) “The Simpsons”
4) “The Simpsons”
5) “The Simpsons”
6) “The Simpsons”
7) “The Simpsons”
8) “The Simpsons”
9) “The Simpsons”
10) “The Simpsons”

is complete crap. I don’t believe that whoever made this list have ever seen any other shows.  In fact, I hereby charge that the group or board or person who made this list has never seen anything on television before.

I’m very glad I stopped paying my Mensa dues. Really, I did. It was expensive.  What? Oh, yeah, I got into Mensa.  I’m not stupid or anything you know.  Geez.  Dang.  Come to think of it, maybe that would be good on a resume’.  Maybe I should pay my dues.  Make up for the whole spent-my-adult-life-in-school thing.