
If you’ve been to Walden Pond, you’re familiar with the custom of adding a stone to the pile near the original site of Thoreau’s little house. I’ve done it several times, but I’d never brought a rock with me. For this visit, we brought a stone from Baltimore and wrote a note for Mr. Thoreau on it, from Miss Charlotte. I thought it was…a bit much. Not only was I transporting a rock several hundred miles just to throw it into a pile near others by a pretty pond. I had to remember to pack it, carry it to and from a train, to and from a hotel, and then on the hike to Walden Pond. But, it being Charlotte’s first visit, I couldn’t resist.

When I got there, I felt less weird about my own actions and pretty baffled by some other folks’ bizarre gestures of self-aggrandisement. While Charlotte’s rock was small, free and thrown into the pile (which is, I think, the point), several people went and paid for custom flat stones with their names (or kids’ names) for the pile. Only they weren’t in the pile. They were placed on the ground in front of the pile, along with some unrelated handwritten letters to Thoreau (some charming, some downright inspired). These self-referential rocks said, “Hey, I was here! This is my name! I paid for this rock to have my name on it so that you could see it here!” Whereas most people throw their stones into the pile as a message or gesture for Mr. Thoreau (I chucked Charlotte’s way up so that I couldn’t even make it out among the other stones when it stopped moving), these people just left stone calling cards for everyone else.
I’m thinking of a larger article about my thoughts about/relationship to Walden Pond, and I don’t want to write about it too much yet.
But still. Come on. Are you fucking kidding me? What, did they have a run on megalomaniacal stones at L.L. Bean or something? I thought of blanking out names when I posed pictures. But, well, the people who left the stones obviously wanted everyone to know they were there. So.
Certainly they might even be memorial stones for dead people. But that’s not a grave and not the place for such selfishness. Seriously.
Me? Shit, I have left orders that my ashes be scattered at Walden, secretly (it’s probably not legal).




